1 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,259 Why should I? 2 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh, come on, Jerry. 3 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,680 It's going to be a real together party. 4 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,940 Please take us, Jerry. It'll be a blast. 5 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,760 I'm sure you'll both be very disappointed. 6 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:21,340 Why? What way? 7 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:25,440 We don't give out joints at the door, and you'll probably have to keep your 8 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,179 clothes on. 9 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,660 Yeah, but there'll be movie stars there, and we'll be with you. 10 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,380 And besides, what's wrong with taking our clothes off right now? 11 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,540 Hmm. 12 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,990 How do you feel about that? Yeah, sounds good to me. 13 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:52,490 Well, it's very nice, ladies, but I'm really a little tired. 14 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,150 Bullshit. 15 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:57,410 You know the trouble with you, Denise? 16 00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:00,070 You talk too much. 17 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:02,950 So do you. 18 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,390 oh 19 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:26,740 Hmm. 20 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,330 It's my agent. 21 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:41,250 It's 22 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:57,190 my 23 00:09:57,190 --> 00:10:00,350 agent. I've got to talk to him. 24 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:02,650 Charlie? Yeah? I got the part? 25 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:07,700 Charlie, not another fucking premiere. 26 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:08,839 Never mind. 27 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,960 Point is, you've got to escort a new client of mine. 28 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,300 Sharon Devlin, the Broadway star. 29 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,760 Charlie, I'm an actor, not a fucking escort. 30 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:21,060 And if you want to continue to be an actor, you'll help out. Yes or no? 31 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,340 What do you want me to do? 32 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,540 Show yourself. You know where everything is. 33 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,300 All right. 34 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,500 Charlie, we've been here for over an hour. 35 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,260 Look, J .C.'s a busy man. 36 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,620 He's got a lot of guests here to take care of. 37 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:09,340 But he's worth waiting for. 38 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,760 Why do we need him? He's not even a producer. 39 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,160 Better. He's an investor. 40 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:15,980 Sometimes. 41 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,320 Hey, now, kids, come on. Here he comes. 42 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,320 J .C., watch that tongue of yours. 43 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:24,789 Everything copacetic? 44 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:29,170 Ah, great. Just great, J .C. Uh, J .C., this is my little starlet I was telling 45 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:29,749 you about. 46 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:30,890 Ah, this is J .C. 47 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:32,570 Delighted. 48 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:36,430 Delirious. We've been waiting here for more than an hour. 49 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,430 Ah, she likes the kid, J .C. A great little kidder. 50 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:40,870 A natural comic. 51 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:45,670 I'm an actress, not a fucking comic. Young lady, be careful of your language. 52 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,670 have family over there. 53 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,930 Always wanted to meet a billionaire's family. 54 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:57,030 For a morality and media spokesman and my daddy's most conservative 55 00:11:57,030 --> 00:12:01,730 representative, it seems my uncle attracts some pretty strange people. 56 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,970 Obviously, J .C. believes in first -hand research. 57 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:08,650 He wouldn't want morality creeping in everywhere, Barbara. 58 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,250 What about me? 59 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,930 You? Yeah, me. What about me? 60 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,370 Well, you have an interesting syntax. 61 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,210 Keep her on ice, Charlie. We may have use for her later. 62 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:21,290 See? What'd I tell you, kid? Nobody has use for me. 63 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:22,570 Oh, really? 64 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:23,760 I don't get used. 65 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,520 Well, let's see what we can do about that. 66 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,800 I don't fuck or suck. 67 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400 Nobody. 68 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,680 Very interesting. 69 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,660 Until I'm a star. 70 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:40,120 Hey, Charlie. 71 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,760 I think I'll go do some research myself. 72 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,020 Charlie. I know, kid. 73 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,660 You could have been a contender. 74 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,540 We should have, but thank you. My darling. 75 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,020 Hey, Charlie, these are my kind of people. 76 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,560 What the hell are you doing here? 77 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,740 Don't you want to report from Jerry Martin, escort to the stars? 78 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:20,040 Look, Sharon Devlin is a rising star. 79 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,880 Sharon Devlin is a rising little opportunist who couldn't act cold in the 80 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,720 Hey. If you did anything to embarrass me... Don't worry, Charlie. I kissed her 81 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,220 royal ass all the way from Grauman's Chinese to the Beverly Hills Hotel. 82 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,960 Last night was beautiful. 83 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,800 It went all right, huh, pal? 84 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,740 Beautiful. You got your money's worth. 85 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,020 Tight as a drum. 86 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,919 Here's your change. 87 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,840 Keep it. It's gonna be a long, cold winter. 88 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,420 Hey, Charlie, that's what I gotta talk to you about. I need a job. Sure, sure. 89 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,240 can use you tomorrow or the next day. 90 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,580 Like last night. 91 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,599 Hey, Charlie. 92 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,960 No more nights like last night, huh? It's not me. 93 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,830 Look, kid, I'm busy. 94 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,230 With show business, if you can remember what that's like. 95 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,070 Charlie, I need to work. 96 00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:05,310 If you want to be on your own, then go out and get it. Sweat it out like a man. 97 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,410 I'm not Santa Claus, get me? 98 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,150 Charlie! Don't beg, kid. 99 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:12,730 It's not for coming. 100 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,720 Have a drink with us? Uh -huh. 101 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,840 How have you been? Pretty good. 102 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,120 Let me... Let me get you your special drink. 103 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,920 Okay. What's this special? 104 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,480 Whiskey. 105 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,000 Sweet. You haven't called. 106 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,640 You were supposed to take me to a play last week. 107 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:50,940 Yeah, right. 108 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,620 Oh, 109 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,599 pardon me. 110 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,240 Didn't I see you at Jackie O's party? Or perhaps it was Truman Capote's. Or the 111 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,480 Gay Rights Parade. 112 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,000 Or was it a Saintsville play? Yes, probably. 113 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,040 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 114 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,940 In all fairness, you have to give one of us your phone number. That doesn't mean 115 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,060 it has to be you. Your number will be written in gold, as it should be. 116 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,480 The lad in those pencils, boys. 117 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,900 None of you are my fiends. 118 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:05,670 What's your story, peeping poms? Whatever it is, it's not as sad or as 119 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,530 yours. Hey, wait a minute. 120 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,910 Hey, it's for horses. 121 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:12,090 Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, and so are you. 122 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,490 Then eat. 123 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,750 Your day's coming, handsome. 124 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:32,690 Even though I haven't met your brother Edgar, I was pleased to learn from J .C. 125 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,950 of his recovery from his recent critical illness. 126 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,250 You must bring him with you next time. 127 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:38,730 Oh, you dropped your earrings. 128 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,030 Thank you. 129 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:44,190 Mr. Appleton was just suggesting that I bring Edgar to your next party. What do 130 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,270 you think, J .C.? Edgar here? 131 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,490 You wouldn't really, would you? 132 00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:51,050 Have I ever given you away? 133 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:54,630 I leave Edgar to his illusions and you to yours. 134 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,510 Would you excuse me a moment, please? 135 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,150 Um, can I trouble you for a hand? 136 00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:07,930 Sure. 137 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,030 What? 138 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,130 Who's that? 139 00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:20,109 Nobody. Don't worry, J .C., I'll take care of him. No, wait a minute, wait a 140 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:21,109 minute. 141 00:17:21,589 --> 00:17:23,290 Does he always have that effect on women? 142 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,089 Uh, not always. 143 00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:30,230 Only since he became a client of mine. 144 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:33,770 You know something, Charlie? 145 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,470 We may be able to do some business together. 146 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,390 If we can, J .C. 147 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,570 Charlie wants to see you. 148 00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:46,950 Fuck Charlie. 149 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,390 Already have. 150 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,590 Something to fuck himself. 151 00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:50,810 Fuck you. 152 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,570 Fuck you too. 153 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,830 I don't fuck anymore. 154 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,310 Or any of this. 155 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,550 Charlie don't want me to. 156 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:02,040 Charlie doesn't want you to. No, he don't. You just come with me, you great 157 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,040 beautiful thing. 158 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,640 Let me tell you. I understand. 159 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040 I love it. 160 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:15,040 I love it. 161 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,660 Hug me. 162 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,560 Hug me. 163 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,560 Please, 164 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,220 hug me. 165 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,230 Uncle, 166 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:42,490 why did you invite us here? 167 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:46,430 I couldn't give a party without inviting my sister and my beautiful nieces. 168 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:51,050 Well, I hardly think Father would approve of some of your gifts. 169 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,290 I don't think he'd approve of some of your gifts. 170 00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:57,570 Well, isn't it nice we can all keep secrets from Father? 171 00:24:58,070 --> 00:25:00,170 And that Aunt Madeline protects us all. 172 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,420 You're more my niece than you are Edgar's daughter. 173 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:10,700 You know, for big swinging Hollywood, this party is a major yawn. Well, I'll 174 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:11,700 to do better next time. 175 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:19,360 Where's your sense of the bizarre, J .C.? Waiting in the wings, my dear. 176 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,220 Waiting in the wings. 177 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,860 Well, tell Madeline I'm waiting in the car with Diane. 178 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,080 I can't find Jerry anywhere, J .C. Well, you better if you want to do some 179 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080 business. 180 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,820 I probably won't get in touch with him until tomorrow. 181 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,160 I won't be here. 182 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,340 I'm visiting my poor dying brother. 183 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:44,580 Hello? 184 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320 J .C., hi. 185 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:49,920 Yeah, we didn't get a chance to talk at the party. 186 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:52,480 A job? Sure. 187 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,260 What are you, doing a new film? 188 00:25:58,030 --> 00:25:59,370 Charlie thought I could help you out? 189 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:01,850 Thanks anyways, Lucy. 190 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,090 Yeah, sure, I'll think it over. 191 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:42,020 Glad to change your mind, Jerry. 192 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:46,020 Well, it still depends on what you have in mind, J .C. 193 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,720 It's good to be alive. 194 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,240 Especially when you have money in the bank. 195 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,040 Don't be embarrassed, my friend. 196 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:58,380 With all this, even I have cash flow problems. 197 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,060 And my brother's one of the wealthiest men in the world. 198 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,820 And also one of the most miserly. 199 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:09,080 But all that seemed to change for both of us. 200 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:11,740 The old boy is dying. 201 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,100 But the Lord has decreed that we must go on. 202 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,740 And has provided a means for you and I to do so. 203 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,440 You and me? 204 00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:26,240 I watched you last night. 205 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:31,060 Out here, in there, everywhere. 206 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,380 In there? 207 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,680 You have something women want. If we just get to the point. 208 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:39,160 A man is dying. 209 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080 He leaves a will. 210 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:42,580 He names heirs. 211 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,280 Heirs? 212 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:45,800 Several heirs. 213 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,960 My sister Madeline, you met her last night. 214 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,980 She's devoted her life to my poor widowed brother and his four seemingly 215 00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,380 innocent daughters. 216 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,400 He's got a sister and four daughters. 217 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,760 And a brother, me. 218 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,300 That makes six. 219 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,140 Right. 220 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:08,340 And one -sixth of his fortune to each. 221 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,900 That's fantastic. 222 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,480 Then you'll all be wealthy. 223 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,220 Or wealthier. 224 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,700 My brother also has morals. Oh, not business or social morals. 225 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:21,380 Sexual ones. 226 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,920 That's where you come in. 227 00:28:23,580 --> 00:28:24,580 Finally. 228 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:31,660 Edgar, poor fellow, doesn't know that his daughters fool around, experimenting 229 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:32,900 with lifestyles. 230 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,500 A man like that doesn't know about his own daughters? 231 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,540 I've shielded them for my own reasons. 232 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,750 And Madeline's been protective of them. 233 00:28:41,490 --> 00:28:43,230 So Edgar believes them to be pure. 234 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:47,510 But we must shatter that illusion before he passes on. 235 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,330 Which will be soon. 236 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,250 Family album. 237 00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:58,730 They must all be seduced. 238 00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,410 Therefore cut out of the will. 239 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:02,870 Disinherited. 240 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,710 What a lovely word. 241 00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:08,450 Disinherited. 242 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:13,520 Imagine, if you will, a man who's devoted his entire life to the 243 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,960 sexual morality, somewhere to the right of Anthony Comstock. 244 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:22,320 Imagine the same man suddenly confronted by his own family, those who should 245 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:28,760 support his views the most as perverts, moral wastrels, the embodiment of sexual 246 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,760 promiscuity. 247 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,200 Can you imagine the reaction, the cataclysmic response to all that sexual 248 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,200 infidelity? 249 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,860 I'll need filmed and taped evidence. 250 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:45,780 It's worth $100 ,000 to you. Jerry Martin, ex -escort to the stars. 251 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,960 All of them? 252 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:49,100 Like my brother. 253 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,780 I want it all. 254 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:07,410 For this, we get paid. 255 00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,290 You're my key light. 256 00:30:13,050 --> 00:30:16,650 You'll never be a successful director till you learn respect for your 257 00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:20,530 What we need right now is a successful investor. 258 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:23,510 Did somebody call my name? Jerry! 259 00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:26,050 Film. 260 00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:29,790 That's the only real thing in the world. 261 00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:32,650 Jerry, it's Super 8. 262 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,719 So what? 263 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,760 We want to shoot 35. 264 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:36,700 You're not doing a feature for a movie house. 265 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,920 Okay, you guys in with me or not? 266 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600 What's the budget? 267 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,320 Food, travel, expenses. 268 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,839 Location shooting? 269 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,839 Yeah. 270 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,280 Until we get the goods on all five of them. 271 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240 Equipment? 272 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,360 Unlimited film, camera, sound, lights. You know, the works. 273 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,180 It's a dream come true, boys. 274 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,240 How much? 275 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,540 If we get all five of them on film, there's $10 ,000 for each of you. 276 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,540 Come on. I haven't got all day. We've got things to do. 277 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280 Come on, George. 278 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,600 That's $10 ,000 apiece. 279 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,740 That's enough to start our feature. 280 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,920 I'm not an investor. I'm a producer. 281 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,620 No, you're not. 282 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,980 You're nothing yet. 283 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:25,380 I'm an assistant, and you're nothing but a gopher. 284 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,080 Okay, we're in. 285 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 Okay, let's get to work. 286 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,760 We've got to get the goods on all five of them. Check the backgrounds. 287 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,600 Find out any little quirks. What turns them on? What turns them off? 288 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:41,020 Sort of cinema verite. 289 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:42,940 Right. 290 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,840 Now, if they don't fall for the bait, that's you, you, or me. 291 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,040 Or if something goes wrong, we don't get all five of them on film. 292 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,920 And the whole deal is off. There's nothing for anybody. 293 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,240 No pickup shots? 294 00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:55,340 No second chance. 295 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200 No shit. 296 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,230 Let's see who we start with. We'll start with one of the twins. 297 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:07,870 Nancy. 298 00:34:02,830 --> 00:34:03,830 now 299 00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:25,590 You have expensive hobbies. 300 00:35:26,430 --> 00:35:27,590 You mean baccarat. 301 00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:30,710 Oh, I only do that till Daddy's allowance runs out. 302 00:35:31,450 --> 00:35:32,890 Besides, sometimes I win. 303 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:34,670 Don't I know. 304 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:36,870 Do you like the champagne? 305 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,090 Here's to a girl with all the amenities. 306 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,310 And the best amenities are yet to come. 307 00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:50,770 I suppose I should apologize for my behavior at the party. 308 00:35:51,490 --> 00:35:54,070 Oh, you mean when you were so fucking rude? 309 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:56,470 I am sorry. 310 00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:58,950 Well, never mind that now. 311 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:01,250 You're on my turf. 312 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:02,910 My rules. 313 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,470 And I have your apology all worked out. 314 00:36:06,770 --> 00:36:09,110 Starting with the chloral hydrate in your champagne. 315 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:13,350 Nighty -night. 316 00:36:16,810 --> 00:36:18,690 Nancy, what the fuck is going on here? 317 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,340 Jerry, try to keep your voice down. I'll have to stick a penis gag in your 318 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:25,340 mouth. 319 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,960 Get me out of here. 320 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:32,380 Oh, I'll let you out. When you've begged. Nice and pretty. 321 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,320 Get me out of this cage. 322 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,820 This is Nancy's playroom. 323 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,520 I get to play. 324 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,340 You get to watch and feel. 325 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:50,990 Oh, this is a sorry state of affairs. 326 00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,810 Nancy, please, let me at it here. Come on. 327 00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:55,690 Oh, no, never. 328 00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:56,930 That would be cheating. 329 00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:01,730 You know what your machos say about rape? 330 00:37:02,030 --> 00:37:05,710 If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it. 331 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,150 Come on, Nancy, please. 332 00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:11,070 Just trying to make you aware of who's in charge. 333 00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:12,890 As if I didn't know. 334 00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:16,230 Oh, that camera I found in your pocket? 335 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:19,490 Just a hobby. There's nothing sinister about having a camera. 336 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:22,290 Yeah, well, your hobby's pointed in this direction. 337 00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:24,330 For my own private collection. 338 00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:29,090 We've got a long night ahead of us. And I want to have some fun. 339 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:33,050 Get down on your knees. 340 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:36,810 Get down on your knees. 341 00:37:41,730 --> 00:37:42,870 Let my boot. 342 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:45,470 Huh? Be better. 343 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,700 Lick it. 344 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,520 That's so cool. 345 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,320 Lick it up. Lick it up, puppy. 346 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,320 Come on, puppy dog. 347 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:00,759 Lick it. 348 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,760 Lick it. 349 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,100 Lick it. 350 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,740 Lick it and like it, boy. 351 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,660 Yeah, that's a good boy. 352 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,920 Oh. 353 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,660 Kiss my ass. 354 00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:18,750 Kiss my ass. 355 00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:26,210 You want it, don't you? 356 00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,770 Yeah. 357 00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:29,570 Tell me you want it. 358 00:38:30,290 --> 00:38:32,430 You want to kiss my ass? 359 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:33,890 Yes. Yes? 360 00:38:55,049 --> 00:38:56,049 That's enough. 361 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,080 Tipping a little bit, boy. 362 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,480 Yes. 363 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,580 Yes, you like pussy around your cock. 364 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,460 Oh, that's all. 365 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,618 That's all. 366 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:59,640 You want some more? Say please. Please. Oh. 367 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:00,960 Please come. 368 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,100 Let me out. Come on, I'll give you a real fuck. 369 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600 Come on. 370 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,240 No. Come on, I'll give you a real fuck. Come on. No. 371 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,480 Come on. 372 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:15,760 Come on, I can't do it. 373 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,960 Come on. 374 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:19,560 Come 375 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:26,640 on, 376 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,640 let me out. Come on, please. 377 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,420 Come on, I'll give you a real fuck. 378 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:37,620 See you later. 379 00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:20,660 Turn now. 380 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:21,940 Come on, suck it. No! 381 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,320 Come on, suck it. 382 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,760 Ah! No! 383 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:25,839 Come on. 384 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840 Suck it now. 385 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,860 Now lick this fucking ball. No! 386 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,440 Lick those balls, please. 387 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,520 That's right. Lick them up, good. Come on, faster. 388 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:39,580 There you go. 389 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,580 Get those hands off your ass bitch. 390 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,680 Get those hands off your ass. 391 00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:56,230 Get your head down. Get that ass up in the air. 392 00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:57,870 Remember? Huh? 393 00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:02,070 Ah, baby. 394 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,350 Up in the air. 395 00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:34,330 I'm drinking candle last night, and I should have brought a candle holder. 396 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:42,030 But I just don't have a candle holder around, and then... I know what 397 00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:43,030 I'll do. 398 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:46,390 Do you want me to, uh, stick it in you? 399 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:48,910 No, it's all a problem. 400 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:50,330 Thank you. 401 00:43:54,490 --> 00:43:55,490 Oh, 402 00:43:55,650 --> 00:43:58,330 it's hard to get used to that stupid thing. 403 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,990 You can make an excellent candle holder. 404 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,640 You're the best. 405 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:38,080 Bet your twin sister isn't anything like you. 406 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:49,900 And then I want you to call Hollywood, Madeline, and tell Jack Valenti that I'm 407 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,560 holding him personally responsible for this year's dirt. 408 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:55,890 In all of those pictures. The goodbye girl. An unmarried woman. 409 00:44:56,090 --> 00:44:57,089 Annie Hall. 410 00:44:57,090 --> 00:44:58,090 Pretty baby. 411 00:44:58,390 --> 00:44:59,390 The Betsy. 412 00:44:59,570 --> 00:45:00,650 The Greek tycoon. 413 00:45:03,230 --> 00:45:04,870 Don't you think you ought to rest now, Edgar? 414 00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:08,410 Rest? I'm never going to rest until I get this country back on the moral 415 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:09,410 standard. 416 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:13,170 Not the gold standard. We lost that. But we're not going to lose the moral 417 00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:14,170 standard, too. 418 00:45:14,790 --> 00:45:17,710 And then I want you to call the networks now. All three of them. 419 00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:21,620 All three of them. And I'm going to have you tell them that I'm canceling... All 420 00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:25,380 the sponsorship from all the companies that I control because they sneaked in a 421 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,080 bunch of smutty programs while I was in a coma. 422 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400 Really, Edgar? 423 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,060 Oh, now, listen. Hey, I want you to call that Schoenecker fellow, too, over at 424 00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:34,240 the National Teachers Association. 425 00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:37,820 Now, you tell him I'm going to pull my daughters out of school so he stops 426 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:40,520 teaching those dirty courses in sexual awareness. 427 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:42,540 Your daughters are out of school, Edgar. 428 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:45,560 Well, they're my granddaughters, if I ever have any. 429 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,800 Well, Edgar, I'm glad to see you're in good spirits. Thank you. 430 00:45:51,470 --> 00:45:53,070 Oh, I'm not dead yet. 431 00:45:53,310 --> 00:45:54,510 They'll keep their plastic. 432 00:45:55,030 --> 00:45:58,610 Oh, that's the question now. My daughters, are they real or are they 433 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:00,270 They're very much for real. 434 00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:02,330 They're beautiful children. 435 00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:03,730 Well, then why aren't they here? 436 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:08,910 They were here all those weeks you would feel very sick. They're at your beck 437 00:46:08,910 --> 00:46:11,930 and call, but they do have their own lives to pursue and fulfill. 438 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:15,570 Well, then why aren't they married and settled down so I don't have to worry 439 00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:16,570 about them so much? 440 00:46:16,710 --> 00:46:18,850 They'll find their own way. Just give them time. 441 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,980 You worried about your daughters, Edgar? 442 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,840 Free love, J .C. 443 00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,520 That's all anybody wants these days. 444 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,800 But you gotta teach them. You gotta teach them that nothing is free. 445 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,740 And no one's going to have one of my daughters for free. 446 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160 Or else. 447 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,320 Listen, I've made an addition to my will. 448 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:38,560 Now, don't talk about your will, Edgar. You're gonna outlast us all. 449 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,040 I won't live long enough to get all of these morality initiatives on the 450 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,118 J .C. 451 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,780 But I've provided a funding for them in my will. It's a continuing campaign. 452 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,540 And I'll continue to do whatever I can to keep it going. 453 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,320 Will you, J .C.? Really, will you? For real, Edgar. 454 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:58,220 You know, I've only gone for the real J .C. 455 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:03,040 The real money. The real power. 456 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,120 And the real daughters. Real family. 457 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,480 Real morals. 458 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,600 Real. Pure. Chaste. 459 00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:29,900 What do you think of these gay rights and women's rights and things, J .C.? 460 00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:30,779 an abomination. 461 00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:36,020 They should be drawn and quartered, de -balled and de -clitted. We're brothers, 462 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,120 all right. 463 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,360 We see this world the same way. 464 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,490 You had to do the first one without me. 465 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,050 With this thing. 466 00:47:57,570 --> 00:47:59,210 Jerry, this is for amateurs. 467 00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:00,830 Rank amateurs. 468 00:48:01,070 --> 00:48:01,848 Calm down. 469 00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:02,930 How was she? Give us the details. 470 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,790 Well, that's just the fact she was different. 471 00:48:07,610 --> 00:48:09,490 Now, if you don't want to give us the details, don't. 472 00:48:09,830 --> 00:48:12,390 Now, there's one down, four to go. 473 00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:17,870 The next young lady will be constant competitor of church. 474 00:48:18,610 --> 00:48:19,870 Selectile condominiums. 475 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,460 You like athletic women, don't you, Jerry? 476 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:23,820 This should be a snap. 477 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,360 Hey. 478 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,240 I'm Jerry. 479 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:51,230 These are my friends, Archie and George. 480 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,490 Of course you are. 481 00:48:56,410 --> 00:49:03,330 Sure is a great 482 00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:04,330 way to end the day. 483 00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:06,010 Time for me to go to my pistol practice. 484 00:49:17,210 --> 00:49:18,350 Hey, man, you're letting her get away. 485 00:49:18,710 --> 00:49:19,710 Look, man, she's a fucking Olympic. 486 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,420 Run or something. I can't keep up with it. 487 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,680 You blew it. 488 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,920 Look, you take a shot at it. Well, where'd she go? 489 00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:27,900 Pistol range. Well, Archie, go. Get going. 490 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,058 Why me? 491 00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:32,300 Because you're a crack shot and you do want to shoot your important film, don't 492 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,400 you? Go. Come on. 493 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,840 Gun smoke. 494 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,700 Well, catch up. 495 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,400 What the hell happened to you? 496 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:55,300 Oh, this is crazy, man. I'm supposed to be a fucking director, not a stuntman. 497 00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:01,780 I'm supposed to go out to that pistol range. She took me to soccer and 498 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:04,380 and water skiing, all this shit. 499 00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:11,180 I can't believe it. Two grown men letting a 115 -pound woman run you 500 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:12,180 ringer. 501 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,440 Well, looks like the producer will have to take over. 502 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,720 I'd trade a pair of you for a couple of campfire girls. 503 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:24,680 I'd trade me for a pair of campfire girls myself. 504 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,280 You ready for more? 505 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:41,620 Yeah, I could do that stuff. 506 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,920 Come here. 507 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,980 I used to play this all the time. 508 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:46,880 You don't believe me, do you? 509 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:49,760 Nothing like hitting a target. 510 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,140 Simple as that. 511 00:51:55,660 --> 00:52:00,800 I guess I'll be content with just watching. 512 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,240 Oh, no. Come on. Try again. 513 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,799 Come on. 514 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,800 All right. 515 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:08,820 What the hell? 516 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,380 You're a good sport. I like that. 517 00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:14,740 I am? Yeah. 518 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,320 You won. 519 00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:22,859 I did? 520 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:23,860 I did. 521 00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,420 What do I win? 522 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:30,180 Well, how about a home -cooked dinner at my place, if you like? 523 00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:31,720 You cook? I like. 524 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,140 Great. I'm going to jog five more miles, work up an appetite. Let's go. 525 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:45,880 There he is. Zoom in. All right. Focus it. Focus it. Focus it. I got him. I got 526 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,880 him. Okay. Okay. 527 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,560 No, no. You got the wrong guy. 528 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,238 You got him. 529 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,240 It was to the right. 530 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,720 Wait a second. 531 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,040 All right. I got him. 532 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,620 Focus it again. Focus it. Zoom in. 533 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,460 It's a jerky zoom you're doing. Come on. 534 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,840 We're going to miss the whole thing. 535 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:12,560 Sure you want to have some dessert? 536 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,160 Oh, no, please. 537 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,260 I'll have another brandy, though, if that's okay. 538 00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:17,820 Oh, sure. 539 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,500 Anyway, that's the way I see it. 540 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,640 I love sports. Why shouldn't I try to be good at them? 541 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,740 When men find it threatening, it just makes me mad. 542 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,980 They should feel proud instead of threatened. 543 00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,460 Are you listening to me? 544 00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:32,980 Oh, yeah. 545 00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:37,280 I'm sorry. I was dozing off. 546 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,820 You're honest. I like that. 547 00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:42,820 I really put you through the wringer today, but you kept up. 548 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,160 I admit defeat. You're better than me. 549 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,480 No. Now, you beat me fair and square at archery, remember? 550 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,660 Did I? 551 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,880 Oh, yes. 552 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,920 Yes, I did. 553 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,720 Hey. 554 00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,500 Yoo -hoo. 555 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,720 Wake up. 556 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,600 Hey, wake up. 557 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:24,700 Come on, wake up. 558 00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:29,860 Look, 559 00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,660 I'll see you tomorrow. I'm going home. 560 00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:40,120 Ah, Christ, Jerry's going to leave. We're doing all this for nothing. 561 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,140 What? No bitching all day and now no presumptuous past? 562 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:45,380 I don't believe it. 563 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,680 Neither can I. 564 00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:50,700 Well, since you're so willing to go, why don't you stay? 565 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,780 What you really need is some fresh country. 566 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:16,618 Hey, Arch. 567 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:17,800 Arch, get out here! 568 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:27,310 She's going to give him the endurance award. 569 00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:34,010 Take a few deep breaths. 570 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:41,970 Then let's play. 571 00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,310 Hey, wait, wait, wait. 572 00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:44,790 I'm through with games for today. 573 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,600 These? Yeah. 574 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,920 These are my balls. 575 00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:00,340 Let me see. 576 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,480 Oh, all right. 577 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,000 Oh, my choice. Let me see how I bite your ear. 578 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,280 Oh! 579 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,960 How about a kiss? 580 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:16,180 Let me kiss. 581 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:20,780 Let's see. 582 00:56:22,140 --> 00:56:23,300 Touch me. Touch you. 583 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,880 Do you know the Zoom thing or not? Jesus Christ. Get out of the fucking way. Do 584 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,880 you want to do it? 585 00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:58,340 No, 586 00:57:02,260 --> 00:57:03,720 no, no, no, no. 587 00:58:41,279 --> 00:58:42,720 Yeah, it's hot. It's great. 588 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,060 Let me see. 589 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,019 Take a look. 590 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,460 I want to see that one. 591 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,360 great job last night. 592 00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:54,260 I had a funny feeling being on the other side of the camera for once. 593 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,260 You took it like a duck to water. 594 00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:57,900 Not that. 595 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,860 I was just telling George here what a good job we did last night, right? 596 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,080 Yeah. 597 01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,900 All right, well, who's next in the boudoir? 598 01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,780 Madeline. 599 01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,600 You gotta be kidding. We're going for the aunt next? 600 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,320 Hey, discredit them all. That was the deal. Yeah, but that means we gotta go 601 01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,320 into the mansion. 602 01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:17,910 J .C.'s inviting her to lunch tomorrow. 603 01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:21,150 And that's when J .C.'s going to have a man -made tour. 604 01:00:21,770 --> 01:00:24,170 What the hell's taking you so long, huh? We're not here on vacation. 605 01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:29,330 Come on. Just a little bit. 606 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:31,170 The boss wants to go. 607 01:00:42,070 --> 01:00:44,490 And then he made me call CBS. 608 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:50,240 Either you clean up your programming or Edgar Church will vote his stock and 609 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,300 appoint Anita Bryant head of the network. 610 01:00:53,340 --> 01:00:58,160 That image of television is one great big gospel hour. 611 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,360 Flags waving, giant organs, heavenly choirs. 612 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,280 That's probably the way it would be if Edgar had his way. 613 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:08,040 What would it be like if you had your way? 614 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,520 Oh, I keep forgetting it, servants. Stay off. Excuse me. 615 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,630 Well, I... I don't really know. 616 01:01:18,530 --> 01:01:22,230 I'm really just my brother's keeper. I don't have much experience in morality. 617 01:01:23,850 --> 01:01:25,110 Morality in media, I mean. 618 01:01:25,590 --> 01:01:29,830 I... Tell me, Mr. Martin, do you do a lot of acting? 619 01:01:30,710 --> 01:01:31,850 Not as much as I'd like. 620 01:01:32,810 --> 01:01:34,170 And more than I'd like. 621 01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:36,570 Is that some kind of riddle? 622 01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:39,170 That was the deal for the educational convocation. 623 01:01:39,410 --> 01:01:40,410 I promised Edgar. 624 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:42,430 Jerry, um... 625 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,300 We'll have to discuss this project later. 626 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,860 Sure, Jesse. I'll be back before you know it. Toodle -oo! 627 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:55,640 Would you like a brandy? 628 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:00,260 Sure. Oh, Jesse keeps it in the den. Come on. 629 01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:12,900 Of course, I guess we're all really actors. Life gives us all roles to play. 630 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:14,980 What are your roles? 631 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,560 Oh, sister, housekeeper, bookkeeper, surrogate mother. 632 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,380 Of course, the girls are pretty much on their own now. You met the twins at J 633 01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:24,198 .C.'s party. 634 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,200 Yes. 635 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,560 There's that difficult point in life where they have to find their own 636 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,880 lifestyle, and it makes them rather vulnerable. They tend to trust people, 637 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,880 you know what I mean. 638 01:02:38,260 --> 01:02:39,680 Would you like to see the rest of the house? 639 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,500 I'd love to. 640 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Fine. 641 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:47,149 Oh, yes. 642 01:02:47,150 --> 01:02:48,850 J .C. collects everything. 643 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:53,990 Why, down here he has a fascinating game room. 644 01:03:07,170 --> 01:03:08,790 Well, this is it. 645 01:03:09,430 --> 01:03:10,430 Fascinating. 646 01:03:20,490 --> 01:03:21,810 I've been stuck from all over the world. 647 01:03:22,890 --> 01:03:23,890 Bali. 648 01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:26,770 Africa. 649 01:03:28,270 --> 01:03:29,270 Hmm. 650 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:34,510 Which one do you think is me? 651 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:39,230 I think I like the real you best of all. 652 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:55,540 Oh. 653 01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:57,740 Oh. 654 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,720 Oh, God. 655 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:09,330 You look so perfectly symmetrical from the back, I just had to see your face. 656 01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,750 Symmetrical? Uh -huh. 657 01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:14,510 You are the most perfect specimen. 658 01:10:15,530 --> 01:10:17,810 The most perfect specimen I've ever seen. 659 01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:19,770 What do you mean, specimen? 660 01:10:21,330 --> 01:10:24,470 You're a perfect sample of what women could be like. 661 01:10:25,170 --> 01:10:27,010 Could be like of what? 662 01:10:28,670 --> 01:10:34,870 The head, your eyes, your nose, your breasts, your navel, your... 663 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,420 Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 664 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:41,500 What are those et cetera? Something dirty. 665 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,780 You are straight out of the Garden of Eden. 666 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:53,380 Before the word dirty even existed. 667 01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:57,860 You talk funny, but you know, I think I like it. 668 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,120 It's just I never expected to meet anyone so fantastically well 669 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,560 It puts me at a loss for words. 670 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,920 You know, you're very perceptive. 671 01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:08,398 Thank you. 672 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,620 And don't worry about words. They're not everything. 673 01:11:10,940 --> 01:11:11,940 You're right. 674 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,860 A picture of you would be worth a thousand words. 675 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:18,660 Maybe a million. 676 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,760 Maybe a zillion words. 677 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,820 Say, are you trying to make a pass? 678 01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:27,280 You could only see yourself. 679 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,780 Just as I see you. Every angle. 680 01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:31,340 Every curve. 681 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:33,880 You know what I mean? 682 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:38,960 Look, I have photos of myself. Oh, scrapbook. 683 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:40,360 No, no, no, no. 684 01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:42,700 Photos would never do. It would have to be live. 685 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,880 Like in a room full of mirrors. 686 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:50,320 Room full of mirrors? Uh -huh. Yes. 687 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,860 Yes. 688 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,220 I have a studio with a room like that. 689 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:57,040 What's your name? 690 01:11:57,860 --> 01:11:58,860 Church. 691 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,360 Barber Church. 692 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,440 My shoulders, my hips, my thighs. 693 01:12:16,380 --> 01:12:18,080 Symmetrical. I'm very nervous. 694 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,480 But photos are still only two -dimensional. 695 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:21,840 Come here. 696 01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:24,680 This is the real you. 697 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,520 Go ahead, appreciate yourself. 698 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:30,160 Have you ever seen such a beautiful body? 699 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,900 Is this how you models do it? 700 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,500 None of my models could hold a candle to you. 701 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,840 Can I see myself in the nude? 702 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:42,920 If you really want to know yourself, that's the best way. 703 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:44,780 I'll leave the room if you want to be alone. 704 01:12:45,020 --> 01:12:46,940 No, I'm not ashamed of my body. 705 01:13:16,469 --> 01:13:18,230 Yeah. Is there film in it? 706 01:13:18,510 --> 01:13:19,650 Yeah, sure there is. 707 01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:21,810 With sound? 708 01:13:22,170 --> 01:13:23,170 Yeah. 709 01:13:26,690 --> 01:13:29,810 I want to be photographed in 3D. With the mirrors? 710 01:13:30,530 --> 01:13:31,530 You what? 711 01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:34,370 Yeah, that's what I want. 712 01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:36,430 A motion picture scrapbook. 713 01:13:38,310 --> 01:13:39,310 Can you shoot it? 714 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:42,630 Sure. Sure I can shoot it. 715 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,220 Can you put it here? Right here? Please? 716 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:50,520 Yeah? 717 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:54,560 Well, that's nice. 718 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,040 You know that for the camera, huh? 719 01:13:57,460 --> 01:13:58,560 Sure. Huh? 720 01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:47,710 Oh, God. 721 01:15:52,690 --> 01:15:53,688 Good, yes. 722 01:15:53,690 --> 01:15:54,690 That's real good. 723 01:15:54,990 --> 01:15:55,648 All right. 724 01:15:55,650 --> 01:15:57,930 Stop me. Stop me, please. 725 01:15:58,230 --> 01:15:59,550 Yes. Stop me. 726 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,200 I had to see you. 727 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,780 You've seen me. Bye. 728 01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,700 I'm sorry about what happened at the party. 729 01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:14,240 I thought you were your sister. 730 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,400 You've seen the worst side of me. 731 01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:18,160 I got another face, you know. 732 01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,440 I hope you get a lot of extra work. 733 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,680 I had a rough night. 734 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:24,960 Yeah, well, you look like a man who's had a lot of rough nights. 735 01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:58,030 That was the rotten thing for me to say. 736 01:18:58,370 --> 01:18:59,550 Forget it. It's true. 737 01:19:01,330 --> 01:19:02,970 Trust your life to women drivers? 738 01:19:03,850 --> 01:19:05,670 Sure. Get in. 739 01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:15,990 The dawn 740 01:19:15,990 --> 01:19:18,810 is on the rise. 741 01:19:19,570 --> 01:19:22,970 A brand new day for us. 742 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,420 To share, I see. 743 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:32,840 Tomorrow, it's there within your eyes. 744 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:38,460 Girl, we might just make it after all. 745 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:50,220 Time goes on its way. 746 01:19:55,099 --> 01:19:57,080 behind those girls. 747 01:19:57,660 --> 01:20:03,820 Take my hand and I will lead the way. 748 01:20:05,140 --> 01:20:10,920 Girl, we might just make it. Girl, we might just make it. Girl, we might just 749 01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,460 make it after all. 750 01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:20,040 And from what I've seen, Diane is ready as she'll ever be. So why keep putting 751 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,040 it off? 752 01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:25,280 You know, Jerry, I... I'm going to have to remind you of your own credo. 753 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,320 Strictly business. 754 01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:29,600 Am I right or am I right? 755 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,280 What's your fortune cookie, sir? 756 01:20:41,860 --> 01:20:42,860 You're over budget. 757 01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:56,690 Jerry Martin. 758 01:20:57,830 --> 01:20:59,790 I don't think you're so macho. 759 01:21:00,470 --> 01:21:02,990 I don't think you're the frightened little boy type either. 760 01:21:04,470 --> 01:21:06,350 Well, it covers what you don't think. 761 01:21:08,430 --> 01:21:09,430 What do you think? 762 01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:11,450 I'm not sure. 763 01:21:17,550 --> 01:21:22,990 Come here. 764 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,760 That's not a bad ring. Come on. 765 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,600 Oh, Terry. 766 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,160 Terry. 767 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:56,140 I just thought I'd ask the rest of you and Diane. 768 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:58,820 Beautiful stuff, Jerry. Just beautiful. 769 01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:01,780 Where's the projector? I thought we were going to screen it now. 770 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:05,440 Is that all of it? 771 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,480 Yeah. That's the film. 772 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,420 That's the unused rust duck. 773 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:13,580 We worked our asses off, literally. 774 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,160 We got it. 775 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,040 Here's the unused expense money. You and George split that. 776 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,960 And you can keep the... 777 01:26:23,790 --> 01:26:24,790 Raw stock. 778 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:27,610 I'm going to take this film and destroy it. 779 01:26:28,470 --> 01:26:29,470 You're going to what? 780 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:31,490 I'm sorry, I tried. 781 01:26:31,870 --> 01:26:32,870 I really tried. 782 01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:36,050 I'm just not good at this kind of work. 783 01:26:37,390 --> 01:26:38,390 What is it, Diane? 784 01:26:41,770 --> 01:26:42,770 She's part of it. 785 01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:45,290 What about the feature? What about George? 786 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,030 Maybe I can make it short. 787 01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:52,810 And that's the whole story. 788 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,300 I should have known. 789 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:59,580 I know I'm as guilty as he is, but I'm out of it. 790 01:27:00,660 --> 01:27:03,940 And of course, you may try something else in the future, so I thought I'd 791 01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:04,940 let you know. 792 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,400 And the film? 793 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,240 I brought it along so you could see it burn. 794 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,160 I see. 795 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:31,500 All right. 796 01:27:33,780 --> 01:27:34,860 That was J .C. 797 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:40,140 He's expecting delivery of a very special film and insists on giving me a 798 01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:41,140 preview of it tonight. 799 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:42,920 Well, that's the film. 800 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:44,240 He'll have nothing. 801 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,680 Unless they try to tell him the raw stock is the real thing. 802 01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:54,840 I think I'd better warn J .C. about the future. 803 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,360 Want to come along? 804 01:28:03,530 --> 01:28:04,530 And that's it. 805 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:08,330 Naturally, I told Madeline the whole story. She had a right to know. 806 01:28:08,910 --> 01:28:13,130 In any case, it's all over, J .C. I won't stand for any more. Do you 807 01:28:13,470 --> 01:28:20,210 And this sleazy Sir Galahad will join the family and maybe be included in the 808 01:28:20,210 --> 01:28:21,210 will? 809 01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:23,990 Edgar has rallied again, and remarkably. 810 01:28:24,390 --> 01:28:25,950 He'll be with us for a long time. 811 01:28:29,890 --> 01:28:32,330 Now, when he sees this, he won't. 812 01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:42,480 You, my moral ignoramus, stole the wrong satchel. You burned the raw stock, not 813 01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:43,480 the felt. 814 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:47,540 At this point, your good friend George came to me. 815 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,960 George will go far in this world. 816 01:28:50,620 --> 01:28:54,760 He may not be the brightest person, but at least he knows the difference between 817 01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,860 a guaranteed hundred thou and a piece of ass. 818 01:28:58,440 --> 01:28:59,440 You bastard. 819 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,620 You? You were going to screw me out of my end, right, Jerry? 820 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,500 And Archie? 821 01:29:04,810 --> 01:29:05,950 Forget Archie. 822 01:29:06,270 --> 01:29:08,610 He's a simple -minded simp like yourself. 823 01:29:08,830 --> 01:29:09,830 You're both too soft. 824 01:29:29,830 --> 01:29:31,710 Where did you get that stuff? 825 01:29:32,610 --> 01:29:33,870 I've had it for years. 826 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,040 Someone came to me a long time ago. 827 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:40,200 They threatened to send it to Edgar unless I gave them money. 828 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,100 So I paid to protect the family. 829 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:44,920 You never said anything. 830 01:29:45,220 --> 01:29:46,900 Then you consider it a fair trade. 831 01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:48,280 My film for yours. 832 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,000 Guns for water. 833 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:59,660 You know, J .C., you sure were a cutesy pie in those days. 834 01:30:02,140 --> 01:30:03,140 Yeah, I... 835 01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:05,360 I was, wasn't I? 836 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:17,560 Cut it. 837 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:21,800 Cut! 838 01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:24,640 That's a print and a wrap. 839 01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,180 You don't have to worry about this one, J .C. It's a winner. 840 01:30:28,660 --> 01:30:29,660 Pure cinema. 841 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:31,480 The rushes look great, Art. 842 01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:33,780 Well, what did you think, my dear? 843 01:30:35,050 --> 01:30:37,950 I don't think a fucking thought without a contract. 844 01:30:38,270 --> 01:30:41,250 Yes, well, I've been thinking of changing some of my ways. 845 01:30:41,550 --> 01:30:42,770 Perhaps you could be of some help. 846 01:30:43,230 --> 01:30:44,910 And we'll have a formal contract. 847 01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:49,350 By the way, my dear, where did you get your dress? 848 01:30:54,170 --> 01:30:55,170 Excuse me. 849 01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:56,650 Now, what do you want? 850 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:14,260 Come on, slate it. Hey, quiet. Quiet on the set. Slate in. All right. 851 01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:21,640 The 852 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:31,100 dawn 853 01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:33,620 is on the rise. 854 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:40,550 A brand new day for us to share I see 855 01:31:40,550 --> 01:31:46,630 tomorrow It's there within your 856 01:31:46,630 --> 01:31:50,490 eyes Girl, we might just make it 857 01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:10,540 is on its way leaving you and me behind 858 01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:14,300 so girl take my hand